officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

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percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

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heyitsmicaylee:

dynastylnoire:

carryonteamfreewill:

Mendeley is the greatest program ever

I want to weep with joy every time I use it

Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library

And cite it for you

And you can use it on your mobile devices

And it’s free

Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper

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Thank you so much!

I

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

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datassium:

trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles

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chlorineblondie:

my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

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