stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via casual-laughter)

time-travelingbananas:

cunicular:

New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just

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Oh god, we’re in Bulls…

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WHY

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BULLS JESUS CHRIST

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BULLS??

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THAT IS A POLICE STATION BULLS CRIME PREVENTION ISN’T A JOKE

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FOR FUCKS SAKE BULLS GET OUTTA MA FACE

As much as this town fucking annoys me, it’s understandabull.

(via casual-laughter)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via casual-laughter)

yeezuschrist:

i accepted my dad on fb and now he’s commenting on my friends’ graduation pictures jesusch RIST

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humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen says something stupid

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