trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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orcas:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

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    mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
    me: fire cannot kill a dragon

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

nolightinyourtardisblueeyes:

My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America

image

*applause for perfect use of gif*

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